Panda Sex Attempt Fails, End Up 'Wrestling' Lustily Instead
Maureen O'Connor · 04/06/12 10:45AMAn attempt to get giant pandas Yang Guang and Tian Tian to fuck in a "love tunnel" at the Edinburgh Zoo has failed, to the disappointment of panda fuck enthusiasts everywhere. Zoo official Iain Valentine told The Daily Record that, though an ovulating Tian Tian "called out incessantly" to her would-be lover, she ended up merely "wrestling" him: