Bullshit-spouting fancy juice maker POM is currently locked in a battle with the FTC over its right to tell you about the made-up things pomegranate juice does for you. So, no better time to debut those fake sex-aid claims, right?

Winston is an Exotic Shorthair, pet to fourfour's Rich Juzwiak, and the world's weirdest/coolest cat. After Juzwiak watched several YouTube videos that featured cats going crazy for watermelon, he decided to see if Winston would fall in line. Video inside.

One, two, three: ZOMG SO CUTE CAN'T HANDLE THE CUTENESS AHHHHHH! Now that we have that out of the way, why don't you come inside and watch this adorable video of a baby eating a watermelon... while inside said watermelon.

Twenty years after convincing the world to banish fat from things like butter and ice cream, Susan "stop the the insanity" Powter has reemerged and this time there's a new culprit: packaged fruit.

Wild urban youngsters these days are all eating magic fruit and guzzling Tabasco sauce, and there's really nothing you or the authorities can do about it. Internet-savvy hipsters flock to Long Island City rooftop parties where a dealer/ guru named "Supreme Commander" hands them crazy berries to chew on, sending them into blissful fits of uncontrolled food-sampling. If it spreads, this "flavor tripping" phenomenon threatens to destroy the traditional notion of exotic seasonings that hip chefs in hip restaurants in hip neighborhoods have worked so hard to achieve. Because, let's face it: these magic berries sound awesome:

HOW did an ad from the Association de Producteurs des Fruits—some European fruit concern Americans don't even care about—get to be the second-most viewed spot on ad rating site Firebrand.com, over tons of way more recognizable American brands? By being the single most sexual ad in the universe. It certainly does make you want strawberries. Full ad after the jump; NSFW within the continental US.