Mediabistro's Fishbowl reports that they've received a parcel meant for Tyra Banks (or, you know, her show). We kindly suggest (demand) that they open it this instant. There may be some sort of federal law against such an action, but we simply must know what lies within the mysterious package from Yonkers. Fan mail? Weave? The severed head of Miss J?? You hear me Laurel? Open it!