It’s primary day in New York—did you know you can take two hours off to go “vote” and there’s not a thing your boss can do about it?

You people are absolutely insane. What we thought was just going to be a fun little Friday afternoon contest ended up practically crashing my Outlook. I've gotten hundreds of HairMix emails and laughed at many of them. But, favorites had to be picked. So, take a look at the choices. Then, after the jump, vote on which one you think should win the $400 Amazon gift certificate. Then go outside. Please.