The New York Times will not print several swear words, but it will, apparently, publish a video featuring so many pairs of naked breasts. Yesterday the paper unveiled a four-minute film titled “Free the Nipple?”, in which many New York women do just that.

Instagram, the official social media platform of nipplephobes, doesn't know what it's missing. Chelsea Handler isn't even trying to post her topless photos there anymore—she's already tried thrice, and thrice did they refuse. Now she's taking them straight to Twitter, where she's appreciated, goddammit.

Miley Cyrus was not the only celebrity trying to stick it to Instagram with her nipples this weekend. Chelsea Handler, who has long opposed the Facebook-owned photo app's double standard for male versus female toplessness, went topless again Friday as part of her ongoing #FreeTheNipple protest.

Mystical bong fairy Miley Cyrus is the latest celebrity to post a topless photo on Instagram to protest the site's censorship of ladynipples. Her contribution to the #FreeTheNipple movement survived for nearly an hour yesterday before "some lame ass" "def" ":flag emoji:" "dat shit."

Rare vampire-lemon hybrid Kristen Stewart's strapless dress slipped down during a presentation at the Hollywood Film Awards over the weekend, leaving her nipples visible underneath a mesh top. This is apparently hugely embarrassing because it happened in front of her ex-boyfriend, Hashtag TeamEdward.

Chelsea Handler's bare breasts were on Instagram for roughly half an hour Thursday night after she shared a topless photo of herself riding a horse.