Michael Douglas unlocks the nuclear secret of how he keeps up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Kim Kardashian gets punched in the face. Julianne Moore and Annette Bening make out. Everyone tries to cast the Game Change movie. TGIFriday gossip.

Hell yes, they're applying. As John Edwards vindicates their reporting on his infidelity and cover-up, Enquirer editor Barry Levine has applied for the Pulitzer. We, and others, are for it. Anything to give Frances Quinn's chub cheeks more play. [WaPo]