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J.K. Trotter · 02/11/16 02:36PMFox News Wants Your Kids to Charge at Active Shooters
Ashley Feinberg · 12/08/15 02:40PMBen Carson Wouldn't Meet UCC Shooting Victims' Families This Time, But "Would Go to the Next One"
Ashley Feinberg · 10/06/15 03:12PMFox & Friends Co-Host Throws Ax Directly Into Bystander
Sam Biddle · 06/22/15 01:35PMFox & Friends Scared the Piss out of This Poor Li'l Alligator
Jay Hathaway · 05/19/15 09:07AMTo mark Animal Planet’s “Monster Week,” a small alligator visited Fox and Friends, where an encounter with some real life monsters frightened her so badly that she pissed herself, splashing “gatorade” all over the set floor.
Dumb Fox News Hashtag Generates Predictably Sarcastic Replies
Hudson Hongo · 12/30/14 08:25PMJon Stewart Sent a Special Daily Show "Fuck You" to Fox's Brian Kilmeade
Jay Hathaway · 12/09/14 01:38PMThe Whitest Man on Fox News Advocates a "Test Before You Vote"
Hamilton Nolan · 12/03/14 11:28AMDonald Trump Vows to Protect Bikini Contests From Burqas Everywhere
Kate Bennert · 06/10/13 12:26PMFox and Friends: We Should Make Congress Take IQ Tests To Make Sure They Know Stuff About Guns
Kate Bennert · 04/09/13 10:35AMWorking off of this column in the New York Post that suggests we should make members of congress take IQ tests—tests which, according to this guy, will quiz people on their knowledge of guns— the gang over at Fox and Friends all chimed in to support the notion. "Nobody'd be in congress!" Steve Doocey says to no one before chuckling at his own joke. Gretchen Carlson, meanwhile, was already busy thinking about the next step: when are they going to mandate IQ tests for the people that make the IQ tests for congress? "Nobody'd be left in the world!" Steve Doocey notices.
Today is 'Blue Monday' On Fox and Friends, For Reasons Totally Unrelated to Obama
Kate Bennert · 01/21/13 10:58AMThis morning, January 21, 2013, is the "most depressing day of the year" says Steve Doocey of Fox and Friends. Why? Because of "drab weather, holiday bills, and resolutions we have not met."
Sesame Street Characters Have Been Terrorizing TV Personalities All Day
Kate Bennert · 09/20/12 08:26PMSo it seems that in order to promote their 43rd season, the PR people over at Sesame Street have been recklessly booking all of their cracked-out muppets on (for the most part) already intolerable television shows. Consequently, America's best and brightest TV personalities were forced to interact with furry, 3-foot-tall, talking, moving stuffed animals that can't even appear on camera without some sort of table or podium concealing all of their sticks and wires.
For Jon Stewart, The Wisconsin Recall Is A Little Like a Certain AMC Show We All Love
Matt Toder · 06/05/12 10:42PMActually it's not, it just provides Stewart and the Daily Show writers a moment of clever word play. A lot more clever than the pro-Walker folks Fox and Friends trotted out today.
Remembering Stephen Colbert's Legendary Defense of Planned Parenthood
Emma Carmichael · 02/04/12 02:21PMFox & Friends Invents a New York Times War on Southern Food
Jim Newell · 12/29/11 12:50PMSo the New York Times' Dining section wrote one of those things for Southern food yesterday that it writes for every type of food, at one point or another: How there's a new wave of chefs trying to revive traditional fare with more expensive and local ingredients, etc. "They want to reclaim the agrarian roots of Southern cooking," the Times writes, "restore its lost traditions and dignity, and if all goes according to plan, completely redefine American cuisine for a global audience." Again: This is a standard Times food article template with "Southern food" plugged in.
The Great Rhode Island 'Holiday Tree' Scandal
Jim Newell · 11/30/11 05:30PMWe're still pretty early into the holiday season, but lo, enemy forces have already entrenched themselves on a central front in this year's War on Christmas: Rhode Island, state of... whatever. The governor there — like other recent governors! — has decided to call the 17-foot blue spruce in the Statehouse a "holiday tree," rather than a Christmas tree. Oh. Shit.
Fox & Friends Shocked That 11-Year-Old Justin Bieber Could Impregnate Someone
Jim Newell · 11/02/11 01:31PMFox and Friends Explores Herman Cain's 'High-Tech Lynching'
Jim Newell · 11/01/11 11:49AMThe morning muppets on today's episode of Fox News' illiterate dementia variety hour, Fox & Friends, had much to discuss. Well, really only Herman Cain.
Gretchen Carlson Demands You Speak English Right Now
Richard Lawson · 10/26/11 02:11PMThis morning on bad idea ball pit Fox & Friends, the melting Crisco sculpture known as Gretchen Carlson got outraged over a new program that requires "translation assistance" for the non-English speaking parents of Cleveland public school students. Boy was she mad!