Does this man from the latest MetroPCS commercial look oddly familar? Here's a hint: He was Stephanie Tanner's Boyfriend for a day. Still not ringing any bells? Behind the jump, click to see the face that's scarred into our brains.

Quickly, don your paper masks! Stay indoors! The dirty Mexican pig influenza is here, to sicken you! Wocka wocka. Did you know that America had another swine flu panic, in 1976? Let's reminisce, and laugh:

See how many of the following classic moments you can spot in this clip:

Ha, the University of Chicago's newspaper dug up a 1982 column by NYT bobo David Brooks. It's about his nightmares. He had an intense fear of gargoyles, zombies, and totally weird wallpaper:

Eat the Press notes this recent deal from Publishers Marketplace: