Every day, it seems a new iPad feature gets demonstrated on the Internet. Watch as artist David Kassan uses his iPad and the Brushes app to finger paint a man's portrait with a stunning level of detail. Electronic art, indeed!

Since we still feel the need to counterbalance earlier stories of rape, murder, and crib death with something a little more light-hearted, we bring you the above video our latest installment of Friday Afternoon Nonsense Theater. (Apologies to anyone who might already be familiar with it, but we were just recently made aware of its existence.) The less we say by way of set-up the better, but be forewarned that if you have an aversion to network-safe synonyms for human excrement, you may want to pass on it.