You might remember terrible mom April Newcomb, who was caught on video coaching her 6-year-old daughter in a nasty fight with another teen down in Florida last year. She could be heard on the video yelling "don't fucking stop," "punch her in the fucking body," and other classy encouragements that are totally appropriate for a mother. Well, according to the Smoking Gun, she entered a no contest plea in court and was given 75 hours of community service and ordered to attend a one day parenting class. Wow. That'll surely teach April Newcomb a lesson.

Jersey Shore instigator The Situation and brawler Ronnie were seen arriving at their Florence apartment separately this morning. Sitch had cuts and bruises on his face and Ronnie had a scraped and bandaged hand, supposedly from beating Sitch in the face.

Presiding over a legislative session is hard, as Vice speaker of the Ukrainian parliament Adam Martynyuk can tell you. What do you do if some keeps bugging you and asking to speak, the way his deputy Oleg Lyashko was doing last week? As Martynyuk shows, sometimes a nice smooth death grip is the only thing that really communicates the procedural rules. [via Boing Boing]

Yesterday, a New York City hot dog vendor celebrated Friday the 13th—both the day and the horror film—by slashing up a rival vendor's face. Though "authentic," slashing your competitor isn't an effective marketing strategy in the long run.

Sometimes it seems like our nation's been holding its breath for an entire decade. Since 9/11, New Yorkers have adopted a strange, heretofore unknown mood of somber respect when walking by Ground Zero, that tragic hole in the ground.

Teonna Monae Brown—the Baltimore woman charged last week for a beating up a transgender McDonald's patron while a passive crowd made videos—may have been a repeat offender. The Smoking Gun reports that the 18-year-old had previously been arrested for punching a mother of two in the face, then beating her with an umbrella, then trying to rip out her hair, while friends attacked the lady's daughters. Just as ogres like to hide under bridges and terrorize passing billygoats, violent jerks apparently like to hang out at McDonald's and beat the snot out of strangers.

The internet has fallen in love with another video of a fight in a fast-food restaurant, this one of a nasty assault at a Rosedale, Md. McDonald's that culminates in the victim having a seizure. It's pretty awful!

When a teacher cant stop a fight between two girls in the school yard, the assistant principal runs in and pushes the girl to the ground ending the altercation . The School board concluded that the assistant principal acted appropriately, and the girl in the purple hoody was disciplined under the district's code of conduct.

When this Improv Everywhere actor entered a subway car as JarJar Binks, three human pitbulls barely let him get through one "meesa" before jumping him. What do you think Internet, April Fools Prank or reality?

Nekiva Hardy, the infamous Burger King Bikini Brawler from Alabama, was arrested again yesterday after fleeing Florida. Hardy, who was originally arrested under the false name Kimesa Smith, just days ago told the Smoking Gun, "Fuck them, they'll have to come and get me," and added, "It's gonna be hard to find me." She was arrested at her home in Montgomery, Alabama and is awaiting extradition to Florida on felony charges.

Fans of CSKA Kiev brawl with fans of rival soccer club Dynamo Kiev to find out which team has the toughest fans. Apparently they resolve sporting rivalries in Eastern Europe through hand-to-hand combat.

Sometimes Disneyland isn't the happiest place on earth, according to this video. Here, Pluto chases around a kid (who must've done something really bad to get Pluto that upset) until the mother intervenes - by shoving Pluto to the ground.

What is it with fast food joints and violence lately? When a couple of Spring-Breakers visited the Burger King in Panama City, all hell broke loose. Utensils and napkins were flung about, and a woman in a bikini jumps onto the counter and proceeds to bash an employee in the head with a jug of water. Someone exclaims, "This is the best spring break ever!" That is until they visited Burger King.

With last Friday's spaghetti fight followed by Monday's "Bloody Loco" calm-vs.-crazy battle, the internet has been waiting breathlessly to discover whether the New York City subway system could generate yet another bizarre fight video this week.

Everyone hates it when other people eat on the subway. It stinks. It's gross. Just stop eating your takeout food on the subway, people. (Does not apply to me, if I'm hungry).

Remember Casey, the bully victim who fought back? He recently gave an interview to Australia's A Current Affair scheduled to air Sunday. Here is the preview.

After being picked on for most of his life for this kid finally snaps.

Let this video serve as a lesson to everyone that unless you're prepared for wigs to fly and to receive high heels to the face you never cut in front of a drag queen waiting in line for a taco.

The nice thing about this particular videotaped fight—which took place, apparently, in a Tacos del Rio in Eastvale, Calif.—is that there were two different security cameras, meaning you can watch the action from two angles, like you have the Criterion Collection DVD of the Eastvale Tacos del Rio Fight. (Alas, it seems as though you can only see the small dog, curiously carried to the fight by one brawler and quickly and inelegantly dropped, from the first angle.)

We know they're out there, the crazed humans who rant about seeing doggy droppings left behind. This one takes action and the lazy dog owner pays for it in more ways than one.