Last week, bizarre footage of two girls—reportedly drunk sisters—fighting aboard an inflatable raft got posted on YouTube. It’s a weird, funny video and I have so many questions.

To preserve their country’s proud tradition of pacifism, Japanese lawmakers today began fighting one another during a legislative session.

The show must go on, unless the lead actor breaks character and jumps into the audience to fight a drunk heckler. Then the show gets canceled.

A Fatburger employee was slashed early Sunday morning when Floyd Mayweather and T.I. got into a chair-throwing, all-out brawl at the Las Vegas burger joint.

Two Australian billionaires apparently started punching each other in broad daylight last week when one confronted the other about dating Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr after leaving his wife and children last year.

Want to see a privileged white kid get his ass kicked? Al Gore Jr. ("Kid Blanco") is participating in a heavyweight Wall Street boxing match tomorrow, for indulging homoeroti—I mean, for charity. His opponent: Ken "The Carnivore" Cunningham.

At something called the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards last night, grandmother-exploiting Survivor villain Johnny Fairplay and unkillable Breaking Bonaduce star Danny Bonaduce engaged in a reportedly very one-sided physical altercation on stage, in which Fairplay suffered some lost teeth and a broken toe after being body-slammed by his better-muscled antagonist. (Bonaduce claims the tooth-shattering piledriver was administered in self-defense.) While we haven't seen any leaked footage from the awards ceremony emerge yet—please, Fox Reality Channel, get to YouTubing—TMZ did manage to capture some of the fight's aftermath, where an artful shot of a discarded, bloody tissue hints at the carnage that took place inside.