This Is the Only Headline In the World Today: 'Girlfriend of 'Female Genitalia Boy' Nabbed in Stuart' Leah Beckmann · 05/10/12 05:57PM It seems unlikely that a story with the accompanying headline, "Girlfriend of '(female genitalia) boy' nabbed in Stuart," would live up to the name it was given. But it does. Let's see if we can break this down bit by bit, shall we: