A study has shown that religious people are up to 50% more likely to become obese later in life. Thus, Conan has created a solution that pleases everyone: Fat Jesus—who used to turn the other cheek, but now "turns the other chin."
"Fat Jesus" was a guest on The Tonight Show with Conan last night where he discussed his mother's reaction to seeing The Hangover, and his penis' reaction to him being naked in the same room as a live Bengal tiger.