To promote himself for fashion week, Flock of Seagulls-coiffed Project Runway winner Christian Siriano gave an interview saying he is often mistaken for an "Asian lesbian." He also talked trash about "old" Brooke Shields and "trashy" Hailey Duff.

Most guys have probably guessed that mainstream clothing companies are a little bit... generous with their measurements. But they probably haven't guessed how generous. The Dockers 36-inch waist? Actually 39.5 inches around. And they're not even the worst offenders.

A tipster sent us a few photos of Anna Wintour checking out the rehearsal today for Fashion's Night Out: The Show, the catwalk extravaganza timed to the Vogue editor's annual charity event that's taping tonight in Lincoln Center.

In preparation for Fashion's Night Out, Andre Leon Talley stopped by the Early Show to drop some fashion tips and trends. Tidbits include "For the girl who must be in, she has to have camel." More inside!

Carrying an iPad around might make people think you're a trend-chasing spendthrift. So why not buy an $800 or $1500 iPad case from Chanel or Yves Saint Laurent — and prove it?

Men use cosmetics these days. Okay, fine. "Do you!" as we always exclaim, followed by a Z-shaped pattern of finger snaps. Unfortunately, guys seem to have a bit of a problem owning up to their makeup fetish.

Tonight, Anna Wintour and Marc Jacobs visited Late Night to promote "Fashion's Night Out." The best parts of the interview, however, had to do with Lady Gaga's pre-performance prayer ritual (much to Wintour's chagrin) and Jacobs' morphine drip. Highlights inside.

American Apparel just can't catch a break. An employee was found dead at the company's downtown Los Angeles headquarters yesterday, adding yet another misfortune to the clothing retailer's ever-growing list of public relations woes.

Last night, tween screams filled the air as Justin Bieber, with the angelic voice of "an electrified chipmunk," performed in Madison Square Garden. Elsewhere in New York, hero newsman Pat Kiernan got his Justin Bieber haircut on.

In honor of Anna Wintour's fake charity Fashion's Night Out, Barneys New York commissioned doll maker Andrew Yang to produce a doll of the Vogue editrix. (Pins not included.) There's also one of Vogue hero Grace Coddington for cuddling.

Vogue editor Anna Wintour has a long-standing relationship with tennis star Roger Federer. Now he's admitted that he turns to her fashion advice. One recent comment on a pink outfit: "Oh, you sure about that Roger?" Point, set, and match.

Vogue assistant fashion editor Ethel Park is now fashion editor at the NYT's T Magazine.

Teen fashion blogger Tavi Gevinson styled the "Nobody's Daughter" fashion shoot of BlackBook's September issue which—coincidentally—featured Real Housewives of New Jersey's Danielle Staub's daughter, Christine. Does this look beyond the photos explain Christine's "bored to death" pose?

American Apparel, Dov Charney's skeevy apparel empire, is in mortal financial peril. Now, the chattering has already begun: Could the company survive without Dov Charney at the helm? Well, of course. How else would it survive?

For those of you who were wondering: old men wearing camo halter tops and matching bikini bottoms will—repeat, will—be allowed to board planes, here in America. It's the land of the free. Duh. Larger pic is below.

American Apparel is having a terrible summer. First, their photo-based, no-uglies-allowed hiring practices got them lots of bad PR (from us). Simultaneously, the company was, you know, financially collapsing. The latest blow: potential delisting from the stock exchange.

[The Underwater Hanbok fashion show was under way today in Seoul, South Korea, showcasing designer Park Sul-nyeo's latest creation and promoting a new department store. Image via AP]

This is what the New York Times fashion brigade is saying this morning, anyway. You know how fashion trends repeat themselves every twenty years? Well brace yourselves, because — shudder — we're heading into the '90s. First stop: Elaine.

First, America's women were relentlessly assaulted by Spanx™ undergarments, which bound their bodies tight like so many sausage cases. Now, our nation's men—once presumed impervious to this sort of thing—are also falling prey to, well, girdles, for chrissake.

Yesterday came the first real signs that American Apparel could soon face bankruptcy. Today, the news for Dov Charney's breast-covering empire grows darker: a shareholder lawsuit, rumored store closings, a stock that's still plummeting, and disgruntled employees emailing us.