Reese Witherspoon lives on a barn and has a veritable nursery rhyme's worth of farm animals around, like chickens, pigs and donkeys. As she explained to Chelsea Handler last night, she loves them but draws the line at milking goats.

An Egyptian farmer this week said one of his cows gave birth to a two-headed calf, after two hours of strenuous labor. The farmer, Sobhy el-Ganzoury, called it a "divine miracle." The animal is expected to survive.