Fox & Friends covers America's most important controversy: President Obama went to the beach to see the oil spill while wearing "fancy pants." As well as a fancy shirt! Is Obama's fancy gay wardrobe killing our manly shoreline? [Media Matters]

The Way We Live Now: Kicking 'em while they're down. The vulnerable, we mean. They're the easiest ones to kick, we find. Just laying there, on Bleecker Street, vulnerable. Daddy needs some $700 pants, so somebody's getting kicked.