Newly skinny and be-careered Valerie Bertinelli is peddling her book Losing It around town, appearing on talk shows all over the place, telling embarrassing stories about COCAINE and SLEEPING WITH FAMOUS PEOPLE LIKE STEVEN SPIELBERG. But it's important for people to hear, because who can't relate to being famous for a while and then kind of not being famous and then wanting to be famous again? This kind of sob-story whoring isn't exactly new, but she's taking it to exciting new heights Two videos after the jump. Note the similarities!