The collective gay hive mind has given all sorts of crap to people who use the f-word (as in "fag"), like Brett Ratner and Kobe Bryant, but even gay men walk around calling our closest female friends "fag hags." Well, it's time for an alternative.

"I've always gravitated toward gay people," Mila Kunis tells gay magazine The Advocate. Then she drops the most annoying line in the fag hag canon: "I've often been told I'm a gay man in a woman's body." So, she's transgender?

Thanks to make-over shows and reality television, every girl in America thinks that they need "a gay." Sorry, ladies, but gay men have no interest in being your pink, glittery accessory. In fact, there are some rules for these relationships.

It's the most shocking, society-rending news we'll hear all week: