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How Paul Ryan Will Screw You
Max Read · 08/13/12 02:40PMWhat Honey Boo Boo Child Is and Why You Should Care: A Guide to Reality TV's Trashiest Sensation
Rich Juzwiak · 08/09/12 12:30PMLast night, TLC premiered its first Toddlers & Tiaras spin-off, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. It is a show that reinforces what its source has been trying to tell us all along: the families of those who enter their children into beauty pageants are way more fascinating than the pageants themselves. The show's resulting viral noise has been astounding. You know a piece of pop culture is onto something when many agree that is that it's signaling the fall of civilization. Not since Jersey Shore's debut have the pearls been clutched so ardently, the eyes fixed so steadily.
In Mexico, These Are the Men Who Kill the Most
Miguel A. Rodríguez · 08/08/12 02:12PMThe Know-Nothing's Guide to Pussy Riot, the Realest Punks Alive
Max Read · 08/02/12 11:42AMGawker's Guide to Sports You're Pretty Sure Don't Exist: Weightlifting
Max Read · 07/28/12 12:00PMGawker's Guide to the Olympic Sports You're Pretty Sure Don't Exist: Shooting
Emma Carmichael · 07/27/12 02:00PMGawker's Guide to the Olympic Sports You're Pretty Sure Don't Exist: Judo
Emma Carmichael · 07/27/12 01:00PMGawker's Guide to the Olympic Sports You're Pretty Sure Don't Exist: Archery
Emma Carmichael · 07/27/12 12:00PMYour Guide to the Derecho, the Storm That Might Destroy New York City Tonight
Max Read · 07/26/12 05:15PMDo you like New York City? Or, really, anywhere between Ohio and Connecticut? Because, haha, it might not exist tomorrow. There's a "potential for a widespread damaging wind event/derecho" tonight — and risk of tornadoes around New York City. But what even is a "derecho"? And how can you protect yourself from it?
Exorcists, Empty Suits, and Granny Starvers: The Gawker Guide to Mitt Romney's VP Picks
Mobutu Sese Seko · 07/19/12 10:10AMThe last week must have thrilled anybody playing Romney VP bingo. Rumors suggested Romney would pick Condoleezza Rice. Rice has never run for—nor expressed interest in—elected office, probably couldn't siphon "the black vote" away from Carlton on Fresh Prince, and her candidacy's soundtrack would be Block Rockin' Briefs '01: Bin Laden Determined to Attack U.S. This week the VP rumor was about Tim Pawlenty, who is boring.
The Non-Nerd's Guide to the God Particle, the Holy Grail of Particle Physics
Max Read · 07/06/12 01:00PMIt's barbecue season, and you need to sound smart while drinking beer around your charred meat. But how will you discuss the most important scientific news of the year — and maybe of the decade — if you don't know anything about it? It's okay. We're here to explain what "the God Particle" is, and whether or not the Europeans found it.
How to Get Around Massachusetts' Anti-American Sparkler Ban
Caity Weaver · 07/02/12 03:37PMThe Non-Geek's Guide to CISPA, the Cybersecurity Bill The Internet is Freaking Out Over
Adrian Chen · 04/26/12 11:00AMRemember the protest over the anti-piracy bill SOPA, which left Wikipedia black for a day and depressed the GPA of a large portion of the world's high school students? This week brings another internet freakout over a similarly geeky bill: The Cybersecurity Information Sharing Act (CISPA). Non-geeks, here is what you need to know.
Financial Literacy for Kids: What Your Failing Schools Should Have Taught You
Hamilton Nolan · 04/24/12 03:51PMKids these days don't know about money. The problem, as laid out in this USA Today story, is devastatingly simple: today's high school students can't pass simple tests of financial literacy, even though they will most likely be heavily in debt and facing poor job prospects within a decade. Furthermore, most states don't teach kids anything about the topic.
What You Need to Know About ALEC, the Creepy Right-Wing Group Behind Stand Your Ground
Max Read · 04/19/12 10:05AMALEC is dead. Long live ALEC. Yesterday, the American Legislative Exchange Council — a national clearinghouse of pre-written right-wing bills, helpfully provided to conservative state legislators too dumb to come up with their own ideas — announced that it was abandoning the task force that pushed voter-surpression bills and "Stand Your Ground" laws like the one that led Sanford Police to free George Zimmerman the night he killed Trayvon Martin. "We are eliminating the ALEC Public Safety and Elections task force that dealt with non-economic issues," the group's statement said, "and reinvesting these resources in the task forces that focus on the economy."
Seriously, What Are The Hunger Games and Why Should I Care if I'm Not 14?
Leah Beckmann · 03/21/12 09:00AMHunger Games mania is upon us. The Young Adult trilogy-turned-blockbuster is due out this weekend, and some of you out there still have no idea what these crazy Food Games are all about. Fear not, as we have compiled a detailed Hunger Games explainer, just in time for G-day. Be you screaming tween, good-sporting parent, or disgruntled old timer, this explainer will guide you as we as a nation prepare for the newest (and unavoidable) pop-culture phenom.
Your Hunger Games Glossary
Leah Beckmann · 03/21/12 08:42AMArena: A vast outdoor arena rigged with Panem's high-tech TV cameras as well as traps and challenges to test the tributes fighting each other to the death in the Hunger Games. An arena may contain anything from "a burning desert to a frozen wasteland." After the Hunger Games, the arenas become popular tourist destinations for Capitol citizens.
How You Should Feel About Kony 2012, the Campaign That's Taking Over the Internet: A Guide
Max Read · 03/08/12 03:06PMIf you have been on the internet in the last 48 hours (you have), you've probably heard something about "Kony 2012," a new campaign aimed at raising awareness of Ugandan guerilla leader and war criminal Joseph Kony. And if you're anything like me, you've probably avoided thinking about it too much. But the time has come to form an opinion. And we're here to help. Below, all the opinions it's possible to have about Joseph Kony and Invisible Children's campaign to stop him.
A Comprehensive Guide to the Illuminati, the Conspiracy Theory That Connects Jay-Z and Queen Elizabeth
Max Read · 02/28/12 12:15PMWhy did Jay-Z and Beyoncé name their kid "Blue Ivy"? What was the deal with Madonna's Super Bowl halftime show? Why did Whitney Houston die? Some people might say that "famous people are weird and sad" is the answer to all three questions. But no, the answer is: The Illuminati. Who? Allow us to explain.