Natalie Portman will never be your girlfriend because she is engaged to ballet dancer Benjamin Millepied (who she met on Black Swan) and having his baby. Wow, this is really going to mess up her choices for an Oscar Dress.

That's right, today Real Housewife of New York Frankel confirmed that she is pregnant. Did she know before she signed on for her own reality show? Or before she got engaged? And what will Jill Zarin say? So many questions!