Like every other celebrity, Everybody Loves Raymond star Ray Romano spent his Fourth of July weekend in Malibu, California. However, the TV funny man decided to catch some sweet waves instead of partying. Romano felt it'd be more beneficial to his overall well-being to go into the ocean as opposed to having to make small talk with Nicole Richie at a beach party.

You know it's a cruel city when Ed McMahon — Ed Fucking McMahon! — can be in danger of losing his house while the man responsible for Everybody Loves Goddamned Raymond has built his manse's weekly "movie night" into an apparently newsworthy civic event. Indeed, notes the Times, the show's executive producer Phil Rosenthal has hosted the evenings for decades, starting modestly in New York and eventually moving on to first-come, first-served fêtes at the "Tuscan-style villa" that shitty television built.