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Why the Best Speech Ever Won't Change a Damn Thing

Pareene · 03/18/08 04:31PM

The chattering classes continue to review Barack Obama's 45-minute speech today on race. The TV pundits' instant response was overwhelmingly positive, but it was almost certain to be. The current campaign narrative sort of required that response: they beat up on him for a week, then presented him the opportunity to redeem himself. Because Barack Obama is a brilliant writer, he did a good part of their work for him. Of course, the speech was, in this narrative, supposed to make everyone forget that he has a "nutty pastor." What Obama was trying to do with it was a little different, but that doesn't matter. As you can see in the Slate headline roundup above, people are still talking about the nutty pastor. So, the conventional wisdom, at the moment: it was an awe-inspiring, wonderful, magical speech, but it won't "work."

Craigslist Weighs In

Pareene · 03/18/08 01:28PM

i really want to give barack obama a blowjob right now: "it was in this moment that i realized that i wanted to, with the intensity of a million suns, give barack obama a blowjob." [Craigslist]