euphemisms
Don't Let Government Thugs Take Away America's Corn Sugar
Hamilton Nolan · 05/31/12 01:21PMIf you're as American as I assure you I am, don't even look it up, then you can't be limited to just regular old sugar. Regular sugar is white, but "this land is your land" (multicultural). When you get a mighty hunger after driving your pickup truck to the American football games, nothing will hit that "sweet spot" except for some delicious real corn sugar. Whoops, sorry—the government bureaucrats aren't "okay" with that.
Bristol Palin: Yes, I Got Surgery, And My New Face Looks Awesome
Maureen O'Connor · 05/11/11 09:19AMBankers Will Be Amply Rewarded for Their Greed Resiliency
Hamilton Nolan · 11/04/10 10:27AM'Watch Christine O'Donnell's Masturbation Stance'
Maureen O'Connor · 09/16/10 04:32PMTurtle Freaks Out After Seeing a "Shaved Cat"
Angelito Yambao Jr. · 08/09/10 09:50AMIn one of the most entertaining conversations in an otherwise rather bland season of Entourage, Turtle talks to Drama and Vince about his terribly awkward experience after seeing his first 3D "shaved box." Looks like the writers are writing again.
Finally, Christian Couples Have a Place to Buy Their Dildos
Brian Moylan · 06/21/10 02:23PMTimes: Hamptons Just Like Us, Cutely Conserving for "Thrifty" Summer
Foster Kamer · 05/16/09 06:00PMThe Fifteen Most Useless Internet Euphemisms
Nick Douglas · 07/03/08 12:55AM"We didn't attempt to silence Violet. We unpublished our own work." That's how the geek culture blog Boing Boing defended their decision to delete every post referring to sex writer Violet Blue for no given reason. The team's refusal to explain further turned this obscure event into a giant blog fight: because a couple of bloggers hid behind mealy-mouthed words instead of coming out firing all weapons, like proper Internet talk is supposed to go. Driven by the same old ass-covering impulse, anyone trying to make a buck uses bland business-speak online: "Restructuring" for mass layoffs, "brand advertising" for ads that no one clicks. Below are over a dozen such terms and their true definitions.
Anderson Cooper: "The Most Trusted Name in Bears"
Pareene · 04/30/08 11:58AMCNN heartthrob Anderson Cooper devoted a couple minutes of his program to AN ADORABLE BEAR last night! Seriously. "Frankly I can watch this bear for hours," said Cooper. How does Anderson know so much about bears? His exciting answer to that question may be found in the attached clip! (We suspect he may be exaggerating the breadth of his knowledge.)
Why Is The 'New Republic' Going Dark?
Doree Shafrir · 07/31/07 03:50PMA meandering, unsigned note in this week's New Republic informs readers that the magazine is going on vacation, and that the magazine will be published three weeks from now, instead of the "customary two." Err, okay! This raises a few questions for us, some of which are related to the fact that this week's issue is a scarily thin 48 pages.