Self-obsessed parents-to-be have one more thing to worry about: What to name the little testament to themselves once Mommy poops it out. You don't want your little angel to be like every other Madison in her class. The solution? Baby-naming consultants.

There's a new website on the internets, devoted to hot celebrity gossip. Yay all of us! It is brought to you by our friends at Best Week Ever, and was designed by a focus group of 5-year-old girls who are somehow also outrageously homosexual men from Topeka. Surely there were supposed to be unicorns in assless chaps somewhere on this website? Please note that the site's figurehead, David Caplan, is represented by a photo of himself hugging Paris Hilton. He is doing an admirable job of creating a product for hateful illiterate tween bulimics though! Anyway, better go beg for a job now. This website is the future of words.