Following a three-week trolling campaign organized by Something Awful goons David "Arr" Thorpe and Jon "Fart" Hendren, the results are in: Energy-strips-shilling hip hop artist Pitbull will be packing his warmest parka, and heading to Kodiak, Alaska for a visit to the most remote Walmart in America.

Something Awful goons David Thorpe and Jon Hendren have come up with what is quite possibly their most uproarious troll to date: With the help of fellow Internet funmakers, the shenaniganeers have devised a foolproof plan to send hip hop artist-cum-shilling machine Pitbull to a Walmart on "the frozen Alaskan island of Kodiak."