On a scale from zero to Oprah, Ellen's audience gave a reaction that was closer to normal. Then again they got Nooks while Oprah gave away iPads.

Today on Ellen, Mindy Kaling cleared up rumors she's heard about herself. The most offensive? Claims that she's a mere 5'2". Good thing Ellen had a handy oversized ruler at her disposal! Now, who's going to replace Michael Scott?

Myles Brown is 5 years old. He's a cute kid and he dances well. Does he remind you of a young Michael Jackson? Yes, yes he does. Watch inside.

When we last saw Greame Taylor, he gave a rousing, improvised (!) speech on behalf of his suspended teacher defending gay rights / fighting bullying. He talked to Ellen about that day and about coming out in humorous fashion.

Madonna appeared on Ellen today to talk about bullying in the gay community. Madonna talks about her own youth where she felt alienated and was called a "weirdo." She then credits the gay community for helping her through her adolescence.

"There are things you can do in soap operas that you can't do in films," explains Franco after Ellen brought up his less-than-serious side of acting on General Hospital. However, he failed to explain the mustache he was sporting.

Today Justin Bieber came out and surprised Ellen during her introduction and began dancing around the set only to be interrupted by local news discussing the election resulting in countless thirteen year-olds vowing to never vote.

10-year-old Willow Smith made her TV/live performance debut on Ellen today, performing a snippet of Rihanna's "Only Girl" before bringing the house down with her new hit single, "Whip My Hair." It was shockingly mature—and good. Watch inside.

Ellen sent one of her writers, Amy, to film herself walking through a scary maze at Universal Studios Hollywood. It was a scream-filled trip for an easily-frightened woman. You can tell from the start she's not the scary movie type.

Kanye West showed off his diamond teeth to Ellen DeGeneres yesterday, sparking a whole new round of speculation about his expensive dentures. One dentist thinks his diamond teeth are as bad for his health as they are for his ego.

Last week, a video of Fort Worth City Councilman Joel Burns' impromptu—and infinitely touching—"It Gets Better" video captivated the nation (watch here). Today, Burns sat down with Ellen DeGeneres to talk about it all. Watch inside.

Kanye West visited Ellen today to talk about his upcoming music video film, "Runaway." When DeGeneres asked him to explain the thinking behind his Taylor Swift interruption, West blamed alcohol, culture warring (is he Bill O'Reilly?), and more! Watch inside.

The lovely Christina Hendricks appeared on Ellen's show today to talk about the upcoming Mad Men finale, but she also chatted about her Barbie, bad High School hair, the London Fog campaign, and taught Ellen how to walk the walk.

Bruce Willis gets a little emotional over his long absence from appearing on Ellen's show. The interview begins with a really long hug and later in the segment two more impromptu hugs. Little teary eyed there, Bruce?

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino appeared on today's episode of Ellen to talk about his gig on Dancing With the Stars. He talked about his experiences on the show so far, his partner Karina Smirnoff, and treated us to a dance.

During a new segment on Ellen called "Tweet and Ask," viewers tweeted Ellen questions about herself. One viewer asked why she touches her right thigh every time she comes on stage. This video proves that she really does!

Ken Jeong makes quite an entrance on Ellen, outdoing his host's noted dance skills. He then discusses being a general practitioner and being professionally naked in the same breath.

On today's Ellen, guest John Stamos talks about his bad hair cut in Full House, saying it looked like a "dead crow" on his head. He also talks about his initial dislike for the infant Olsen twins.

Ed Helms popped into the hot seat at Ellen today and the pair talked about who might be the best replacement for the head of Dunder Mifflin. We can't say that we disagree with Portia de Rossi being in charge!

It's Cat Week on Ellen and to celebrate she decided to surprise Brooke Shields during an interview with a man in a cat suit. Ellen proceeds to complain that Shields didn't look scared enough.