Good news, everyone! Sarah Palin is "seriously considering" running for president in 2012. Don't be nervous for her, though—she believes she can beat President Obama.

Alaska Senator Lisa Murkowski now has more uncontested write-in votes than challenger Joe Miller has votes, period.

If election day is Democracy's Christmas, then discovering a big bag of uncounted votes is like finding a sweet flatscreen HD television under your tree. Connecticut Republican gubernatorial candidate, Tom Foley, claims a bag of uncounted ballots just turned up!

[Barack Obama looked practically on the verge of tears today at a White House press conference. But that's what happens when your House gets taken away from you. Images via Getty. Click to expand.]

Today we were a little down about, y'know, all that election stuff. And so was Still-President Obama, who gave a too-humble speech about it. But screw that! It's time for tough talk. Luckily one commenter gave the President a script.

Barack Obama seemed cheery today at his post-election press conference, just relieved that the death parade is finally over. He humbly accepts your "shellacking," America, and he'll think about all this stuff after he flees the country. Clip below.

Facebook's "political team" say that candidates with more Facebook fans than their opponents won 74% of House races and 81% of Senate races. See, Democrats? If you'd just clicked more Internet buttons, once, lazily, you would've automatically won most races.

Sean "The Lumberjack" Duffy, who was on The Real World's 1997 Boston edition, won the race for the U.S. House seat from Wisconsin's 7th District. The first reality star elected to Congress is a Republican. Who would have guessed?

Here's a clip of Rep. Marsha Blackburn (R-Tennessee) on MSNBC last night, explaining how Republicans will cut vague "discretionary spending" to achieve magical savings. Chris Matthews is like "What will you cut? WHAT WILL YOU CUT?" The poor man's apoplectic!

Is there anything better on Election Night than watching campaign workers and fervent supporters freak out? It's like a thousand Superbowls, all attended only by total dorks and elderly people. Come check out some of the night's best reactions:

Jimmy McMillan, badass gubernatorial candidate and founder of the Rent is Too Damn High Party, has officially released a music video. Watch as he grooves with a boombox, dances with the ladies, and raps about overpaying for housing.

Today we provided you with a little midterm madness preview. How will it go down in certain states, including the war-torn Nevada? One commenter provided some photographic supposition.

American Idol host and sexually perplexing Ken doll Ryan Seacrest is interviewing President Obama tomorrow. He's crowdsourcing interview questions on his Facebook page. Let's see what his followers came up with.

For liberals, tomorrow's midterm elections could be a bloodbath. Rand Paul, Christine O'Donnell, Carl Paladino: These are people who could soon rule America! If they do get elected, where can you go? What foreign cities will be your refuge?

Tomorrow's election map looks much like 2006's, but with the parties reversed: the ruling party will probably lose the House, possibly lose the Senate, and probably win a California gubernatorial election for consolation. Here's a preview.

Christine O'Donnell produced a fancy 30-minute campaign ad. Unfortunately, she forgot to buy air time in advance, and can't seem to get it on TV. Now she's tweeting angrily about how Delaware public access television is out to get her.

Hip-hop sketch comedy team "The Real" has decided to delve into political territory! In honor of Election Day, the group posted this cleverly done: "My Girl's a Republican" video. Watch until the end to see how the video was made!

NYT's current top story: "Alaska Three-Way Is Surprise Hope for Democrats." Warring Republicans Joe Miller and Lisa Murkowski are splitting the vote, to Democratic longshot Scott McAdams' glee. Ladies, don't fight, there's enough "Boat-Size Killer Whale" to go around.

Employees at an Ohio McDonald's franchise received a nice letter along with their paychecks the other week, just reminding them that elections are coming. And, oh, that if they want to keep getting raises and benefits, they should vote Republican.

Hey look, Fox News has set up a tipline you can email to inform them about acts of voter fraud. Could this have anything to do with conservatives' thinly-veiled attempts at voter intimidation in minority-heavy precincts?