Billionaire underage-girl sex-soliciter and bro to Bill Clinton Jeffrey Epstein will be taking his egg-shaped weiner to Dubai when his house arrest ends next week, according to the New York Post. He's also suing a bunch of people. [Page 6]

We won't ruin it for you. Just watch this video, obtained by the Palm Beach Post, of the sex-offender billionaire walking out of a deposition earlier this month after a lawyer gave a lengthy, graphic description of his erect penis.Click to view