Unlike some of the other snubbees edited for time by an Oscars producing committee hellbent on delivering a telecast that clocked in at under four hours, Whoopi Goldberg is not dead. We therefore caught a painfully direct glimpse into her wounded eyes when her View sisters stood up for their moderatin' girlfriend, demanding to know where Whoopi was during all those montage sequences. (And in particular, the one titled Oscar Celebrates The Great Female Oscar Hosts of the Past Twenty Years, which pulled clips exclusively from Ellen DeGeneres's single turn at the podium.)