Teens making their entry into (or continuing their nascent exploration of) the world of pill-popping after having their wisdom teeth extracted are collectively a gift that keeps on giving. And what they are giving exactly are self-taken videos of them babbling, crying, singing, pissing off their parents, fucking with office equipment, and singing Ed Sheeran.

Taylor Swift's "BFF" Ed Sheeran has determined that for her next record, she should date 37-year-old elf boy Orlando Bloom. The Mirror reports that in an interview with Event magazine, Sheeran noted that Taylor and Orlando are neighbors now, which would make a relationship quite convenient.

Perhaps feeling frisky after performing at the very grown-up event that is the Annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Ariana Grande revealed a sexual preference to the only virgin in attendance, Ed Sheeran. According to Sheeran, Lil' Ari looked him in the eye during the show's finale and confessed, "I love big black balls."