We got an e-mail from a publicist the other day asking if we'd be interested in spending some time with Jared Fogle, better known as "the Subway guy," in advance of his Rockefeller Center promotion for his new book. (You'd be surprised at what kind of crap publicists think we're interested in; surprised and depressed.) We passed, being pretty much busy whatever day it was happening, but WNYC's Leonard Lopate had fewer reservations. Turns out his instincts were right; Jared makes some shocking revelations. Of course, we could have figured that out had we just taken a look at the cover.