Porn stars, including Ron Jeremy, are sick of you watching their "creative artistry" for free. So a bunch of them that you might vaguely, guiltily recognize have put together this earnest video imploring you to pay for your... fun. [Wired]

What with Super Tuesday and the Super Bowl parade going on yesterday, how to decide what to watch? It's enough to flummox an Ivy Leaguer! "Having two events with the word 'Super' in them is confusing," Columbia student Julie Schneyer told the Daily News. "Frankly, I'm voting for the Giants." Haha, politics is boring. We feel the same way sometimes. But then again, we're not President of one of the most vocal political activist groups at Columbia.