After getting stuck inside a heated baby pool, a raft of darling ducklings is led to a makeshift exit ramp by their mama. (The good stuff starts around the one-minute mark.)

College student Dillon Pearce probably did not set out to be a jerk of almost cosmic proportions when he head to McDonald's on Monday. And yet, according to police, he ended up intentionally running over four ducklings. In his Hummer.