On Saturday, Trump held another one of his airplane-hangar rallies, except this time he buzzed the tower, because the spectacle always needs to exceed itself. That music is the theme from Air Force One. Top Gun might have been more appropriate, but then again there’s no accounting for taste.

When police in Dubuque, Iowa, stopped Jerald Reiter on Sunday under suspicion of drunken driving, they were surprised to find a baby zebra and a macaw parrot riding shotgun in his truck.