drunkenness
Oklahoma Teacher Shows Up Drunk and Pantsless to Her First Day of Work
Enid Shaw · 08/06/14 05:32PMThe Gawker Guide to Shopping Drunk on the Internet
Max Read · 12/28/11 12:20PMTwo BlackBerry Executives Got So Drunk, They Grounded a Jet to China
Seth Abramovitch · 12/01/11 10:03PMTo say it had not been a great fourth-quarter for Research in Motion, the Canada-based makers of BlackBerry, would be putting it mildly. There was that embarrassing North American outage, flatlining sales of their new smartphones amid steady growth for competitors, and a stock that has depreciated 77 percent since February of this year. What these guys could really use right about now is some positive publicity. Hahahahahahaha! Sorry.
Naked Man Crashes into 15 Cars 'on Wings of Love'
Max Read · 10/30/11 04:21PMMayor Won't Resign After Public Bender
Lauri Apple · 07/30/11 05:50PMThe city council in Sheboygan, Wisconsin wants to remove the mayor from office because he's a self-proclaimed alcoholic who recently went on a three-day bender during which he got into a fight and passed out at some schlubby tavern that, from pictures, looks just like how stale Cheese Doodles smell.
Carlsberg Workers Strike for the Right to Drink on the Job
Ravi Somaiya · 04/10/10 12:58PMPuff Daddy Combs (or whatever) Will Not Let This Happen Again
Richard Lawson · 03/13/08 03:41PMYou know how celebrities are always getting in drunken car wrecks and then get arrested and have to go to rehab? And you know how everyone (mostly Bruce Vilanch) is like "Why don't they just have someone drive them??" Well Sean Combs (née "P Diddy," "Puff Daddy," "Diablo Cody," etc.) has been listening to everyone (but mostly Bruce Vilanch) and has decided to start a car service for drunk famous people. "After partnering with Ciroc vodka, he wants to make sure everyone's partying responsibly," says a rep for the mogul. Oh. It's just for a sponsorship thing. Well, that and public safety, right? So future fuck ups like Jesse McCartney or Elle Fanning don't someday, with tragic irony, run over a little child who reminds them of what they used to be, right? No, not really. Combs says the goal for the company is "Making sure nobody gets arrested!" Sigh. [Us]