On the day Germany surrendered in 1945, legendary CIA chief Richard Helms—then an officer serving overseas in the OSS—somehow laid hands on some of Adolf Hitler's personal stationery. So naturally he jotted a note to his toddler back in the states about the nature of evil.

Any Kubrick fans out there? After Stephen took some healthy jabs at that mustachioed Floridian that threatened to burn the Koran he finished his "The Word" segment with a spot-on recreation of the Dr. Strangelove finale.