Doug Ford, brother of fallen crack-smoker/Toronto mayor Rob Ford, sure has a lot to say about drugs and politicians.

The Ford brothers reign over Toronto is over. Well, mostly. On Monday, John Tory defeated Rob Ford's brother, Doug, to win Toronto's mayoral election. But Rob Ford, who is still being treated for cancer, isn't done with the city yet: He was reelected to his old city council seat.

Damian Abraham, a guy who's best known as the singer of a band whose name makes the New York Times print funny stuff like this, will act as moderator in an upcoming Toronto mayoral debate. Canada rules.

Rob Ford released an audio statement from the hospital today where he is prepared to undergo chemotherapy for a "rare" malignant tumor in his abdomen. He doesn't sound great. Ford urges the people of Toronto, however, to vote for his brother Doug for mayor.

Toronto mayor and perennial headline-maker Rob Ford removed his name from the running for re-election today amid news that doctors discovered a tumor in his abdomen. His brother, Councillor Doug Ford, will reportedly run for mayor in next month's election in his stead.

Whitney Houston's "crack is wack" interview from 2002 has met its match. Its Canadian match.

Doug Ford, a Toronto city councilor and brother to crack-smoking mayor Rob Ford, is calling on the city's chief of police to resign because he watched a video of Rob Ford smoking crack cocaine.

Toronto alt weekly NOW accompanied a story about Mayor Rob Ford's "naked ambition" with nearly-nude photo illustrations of the politician. (Ford's opponents Other politicians are portrayed as nearly-nude bodybuilders.) The morning the issue came out, the Toronto Star reports, the mayor's office launched a campaign to "remove and dispose":