double-entendre

Watch Justin Bieber Taunt Girls With His Snake: 'It's Gonna Get Big'

Maureen O'Connor · 08/29/11 11:29AM

At last night's MTV VMAs, Justin Bieber debuted his new pet, a flesh-colored snake named Johnson. Is this standard-issue horny boy juvenilia, or has Bieber taken a turn for the Jacko? "I have a snake," the adolescent male says, extending his Johnson to his girlfriend. "Stop!" the nubile female cries, pushing the fleshy mound away. "I know." [Video via MTV]

The Double Entendres Of August

Pareene · 08/28/09 02:00PM

There is so little "real news," in August. So you can create your own conspiratorial mythology, like Glenn Beck, or you can just turn literally everything you say into a "that's what she said" joke, like everyone else on TV.