Today, a questionably lucid, racist old man turns 70 years old. And we here at Gawker would like to wish a very happy birthday to future President Donald J. Trump.

The megalomaniacal, self-effacing real estate developer is also a TV personality, bestselling author, casino/resort/golf course developer, university founder, public speaker, magazine publisher, and potential political candidate. You'll also find his name attached to brands of clothing, bottled water, fragrance, vodka, and steak.