A mere 24 hours after revealing the first official promo poster for Maleficent, Disney has unleashed the first official teaser trailer for the highly anticipated dark fantasy film.

Dylan Sprouse, co-star of Disney's The Suite Life of Zack & Cody along with his twin brother Cole, was recently spotted by fans working a "lowly" hosting gig at a NYC restaurant.

Just as they do everything, rich people and entitled liars have tarnished Disneyland for everyone today with their disgusting and pitiful greed. Is nothing sacred? No, nothing is sacred.

A resort building ten minutes from Disney World collapsed and another sank into the ground as a 60-foot wide sinkhole opened underneath early this morning.

With Disney having cornered the market on cutesy, it's pretty easy to forget that some of the company's characters are supposed to be evil beyond redemption.

Proving once and for all that people who pray for Boy Meets World sequels pray harder than people who pray for an end to world hunger, God has answered the cry of His most highly favored children: the Disney channel announced Monday that it had ordered a full series of Girl Meets World, the much-hyped follow-up to its 1990s TGIF bildungsroman.

The Disney Channel just pulled an episode of their show Jessie that makes fun of a child who refuses to eat gluten. In the show, the kid turns down pancakes, and then has pancakes thrown at him while he squeals "gluten!" and scratches his face. One character says to him: "You call me sweetie again, and you'll be eating some gluten-free knuckles."

In her new book, Primates of Park Avenue, social anthropologist Dr. Wednesday Martin claims to expose a troubling trend: "Upper crust" moms using a "black market" connection to hire handicapped tour guides to walk them through Disney World so they can take advantage of the line-skipping auxiliary entrances for disabled patrons.

El Día De Los Muertos may be a Mexican holiday that traces back to the Aztecs, but Disney would like to give the silent treatment to those 2,000-3,000 years of cultural tradition and co-opt the phrase for its own greedy gringo purposes: On May 1, Disney filed 10 applications for various trademarks relating to the phrase "Día De Los Muertos." And, hey, why not—the Aztecs never bothered to trademark it.

One of the two Parks and Recreation episodes airing tomorrow features a cameo by the inimitable Patton Oswalt who demonstrates at length what makes him so inimitable.

Filming for the pilot episode of Girl Meets World (Disney's Boy Meets World girl power remix) kicked off this week, and tons of people from the old cast swung by the set to visit.

Since the first scintillating promo photos for man-boy director Harmony Korine's latest envelope-bender Spring Breakers emerged last year, they have been spotted around the net shopped with a variety of superimposed Disney logos.

It has been a banner week for TV movies starring Lindsay Lohan.

Disney clarifies: the princess who an executive described as "Latina" is not Latina. She is everything and nothing.

Bienvenidos a racial dialogue, friends.

In this SPOILER-packed home video, two young boys express their extreme displeasure at the denouement of Disney's The Odd Life of Timothy Green — supposedly the "feel good movie of the season."

Members of a North Korean band founded by the country's young tyrant Kim Jong Un danced on stage in costumes resembling familiar Disney characters during a performance aired on state TV.

American-Idol-alum-cum-YouTube-personality Todrick Hall enlists the services of stars from both worlds in the production of a Beauty and the Beast send-up that transports Belle from the whimsy of her boutique French village to the "hood rat life" of a "busted ratchet town."

No surprise here: Brave is now the 13th Pixar movie to debut in first place at the box office. That makes Pixar 13 for 13.

Mike and Sully are back together again for the first time in Monsters University — Pixar's prequel to 2001's Monsters, Inc.