Max-Arthur, the impossibly laid-back Roomba-riding housecat, cannot show you the world (shining, shimmering, splendid) because the Aladdin soundtrack is ⓒ1992 Walt Disney Records, but he can show you his Halloween costume.

R&B diva/proud songwriter/walking Lisa Frank sticker book Mariah Carey renews her vows to her husband Nick Cannon every year. I put it that way because it is clear that Mariah is pulling the strings in this relationship, including the one attached to Nick's back that delivers compliments on demand, like he's a custom-made Talking Pee-Wee Herman Doll: "You're #beautiful, just like the title of your upcoming stone groove smash hit wonder with Miguel, Mariah!" "You are the biggest selling female recording artist of all time, Mariah!" "Pee on me!" You know, things of that nature.