Five Yemeni detainees have been transferred to the United Arab Emirates from the prison at Guantánamo Bay in Cuba, the Department of Defense announced Sunday. Each had been held for nearly 14 years as wartime prisoners, the New York Times reports, and none were charged with a crime.

After pleading guilty to cocaine possession yesterday, Paris Hilton took a private plane to Japan where the authorities detained her for six hours and grilled her about the drug allegations. If pink-and-girly Paris isn't welcome in Japan, who'll have her?