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False Alarm: Coke, E, Smack and Scrips Found In Gary Dourdan's Car Belonged To Someone Else

Seth Abramovitch · 05/05/08 01:50PM

As predicted by a crisis-management think tank at USC's Annenberg School of Flack Studies in a research paper entitled, So, You're the Recently Fired Star of a Hit Series Picked Up Unconscious with a Serious Selection of Party Drugs: Now What?, CSI-alumnus Gary Dourdan has announced that the stash of heroine, cocaine, ecstasy, and prescription pills found in his car did not, in fact, belong to him: