It's been eerily quiet in the area around 2000 Avenue of the Stars of late, a prolonged silence that seems to have neighbors a little paranoid that the CAA Death Star's outward inactivity is intended to mask the imminent unleashing of whatever sinister attack we know the evil agenting monolith is preparing within. (Couldn't they dump enormous vats of surplus baby blood into the nearby streets once in a while, just to break the tension?) Writes an operative, slicked with the sweat of fear: