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Jeb Still Maybe Shooting Too High
Ashley Feinberg · 02/01/16 01:50PM"The Meanest Mommy" Allegedly Made Kids Watch Mommie Dearest While Duct-Taped to Chairs
Jay Hathaway · 10/09/15 05:13PMWe’ll Never Get To Meet These Dogs We Couldn’t Have Met Anyway, Because They All Died on the Titanic
Caity Weaver · 04/12/12 11:36PMYour Depressing Life, As Described by Yahoo!'s Most Popular Headlines
Maureen O'Connor · 01/31/12 11:28AMThe internet portal with the most embarrassing name, Yahoo!, has launched a web app for visualizing its most popular headlines for various reader demographics. A recent survey of Yahoo's most popular stories for various age groups turned into a chilling tableau of American anxieties at every juncture of life.
McDonald's Basher Had Brawled There Before
Maureen O'Connor · 04/25/11 11:31AMTeonna Monae Brown—the Baltimore woman charged last week for a beating up a transgender McDonald's patron while a passive crowd made videos—may have been a repeat offender. The Smoking Gun reports that the 18-year-old had previously been arrested for punching a mother of two in the face, then beating her with an umbrella, then trying to rip out her hair, while friends attacked the lady's daughters. Just as ogres like to hide under bridges and terrorize passing billygoats, violent jerks apparently like to hang out at McDonald's and beat the snot out of strangers.
Biggest Breasts Record-Holder in Coma After Suicide Attempt
Maureen O'Connor · 02/15/11 05:24PMToday in Horrible Things: The Railroad Overpass
Hamilton Nolan · 12/17/10 12:53PMAlmost One in Five Americans Think President Obama Is a Muslim
Max Read · 08/19/10 02:03AMWorld's Worst Father Auctions Off Daughter to Buy Booze
Brian Moylan · 08/12/10 05:19PMOil Spill Day 28: The Good News Dies Fast
Jeff Neumann · 05/17/10 04:25AMOprah Loves the Earth, Hates Dolphin Killers
Jessica Poolt · 04/22/10 04:29PMThe filmmakers behind Oscar-winning documentary The Cove stopped by Oprah today to discuss dolphin advocacy. Forced to trespass around the Japanese cove where the dolphin slaughter took place, the crew tells how they captured the horrifying footage shown here.
Hazy Shades of Winter
Brian Moylan · 01/18/10 06:21PMVolcanic Eruption Means the Philippines Is Officially Having the Worst Week Ever
Maureen O'Connor · 12/15/09 04:44AMCarrie Underwood's Esquire Feature Suggests Deep, Lurking Depression
Maureen O'Connor · 12/10/09 12:59AMHow to Tell When a Relationship is Over in 90 Seconds
Whitney Jefferson · 12/01/09 01:30PMWe've all been there: that terrible time when the magic has gone and one realizes that they aren't really "in it to win it" anymore. If you need help deciding if your relationship is about to expire, watch this.