A Florida pediatric dentist and possible demon from your nightmares made flesh is being sued by nearly 50 patients for allegedly performing unnecessary surgery on kids—pulling out their teeth for no reason, and in some cases hitting or choking them.

Is this a genuine video of a woman's drug-induced post-dental-surgery ravings, or a transparent ploy to get on Ellen like that other girl? Doesn't matter: Someone in tears after a dental procedure because the doctor didn't give them Nicki Minaj's face and butt is never not funny.

Call it Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas for teens. The siblings experience an odyssey of joy, terror, and sadness on the way home from getting their wisdom teeth removed. Hop in for an epic journey.

Being sedated after wisdom teeth removal must be awesome. You get chauffeured everywhere, people bring stuff to you, and your world is full of magical things like pancakes, shoes, and Meg Ryan. Remember that feeling when the meds wear off.