The Defamer Special Correspondent on Holy Objects Consecrated by Celebrity Martyrs submitted this image of a blessed relic resulting from the chaotic, yet spiritually transformative, scene surrounding the site of Hilton's TV appearance yesterday, where the persecuted heiress was publicly flayed by faithless CNN inquisitor Larry King. Soon, pilgrims from all over the world will flock to the Wooden Cart of Our Lady Paris and leave their names on its modest surface, a journey that will forever connect them with others in the community of believers dedicated to mindfully retracing the sainted socialite's footsteps on her journey towards primetime self-sacrifice.