Foreign Policy has finally just ranked the years of our decade from hell.

They never learn, do they? Not to have sex with people you are not married to, that is. That is what they (elected officials) did not learn, in the 2000s. Who were they trying to have sex with? Literally everyone.

Maura Johnston and Christopher Weingarten have completed the most painful listicle of all: F2K, a list of the worst songs of a decade of pain. Number one with a bullet, everyone! (Mayer wuz robbed!)