Earth had its warmest April ever this year. It was the warmest June ever, too: The average global temperature was 61.1 degrees, 1.22 degrees above average. But May was pretty chilly. So, global warming must be a fraud. [PHYSORG]

Our doom shall come by fire rather than by ice: last month was the hottest April on record, ever. The average global temperature was a balmy 58.1 degrees, 1.37 degrees above average. But...but what about Dr. Drudge's scientific reassurances? [NOAA]