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Joe Francis Tell-All Excerpt: In Which Paris Hilton Smuggles Coke in Her Vagina
Hamilton Nolan · 09/08/10 11:06AMWayne Rooney, and His Hooker, Get the Taiwanese Animation Treatment
Matt Cherette · 09/07/10 11:47AMFootball Analyst: Minnesota Vikings Should Hit New Orleans 'Like Katrina'
Jeff Neumann · 09/05/10 03:26PMFloyd Mayweather's Racist and Homophobic Ustream Rant
Matt Cherette · 09/03/10 01:47PMYesterday, boxer Floyd Mayweather went on Ustream for a 10-minute live chat with fans. During that time, Mayweather unleashed repeated racist and homophobic attacks against both his rival, Manny Pacquiao, and "haters" in the chat room. The shocking video, inside.
Battered German Sideline Reporter Jessica Kastrop Gives Her First American Interview
Morgan Barry · 08/31/10 10:05AMIn an Early Show exclusive interview, Harry Smith interviewed the German sideline reporter who took a soccer ball to the dome. With the clip on a constant loop, Jessica Kastrop explained how this makes a head-shot hat trick for her.
Andrea Peyser Is Too Much for Tiger Woods to Handle
Hamilton Nolan · 08/30/10 10:55AMAnd Now, a Chihuahua Playing Pool
Matt Cherette · 08/27/10 04:57PMCan you tell that it's Friday afternoon? Fresh from the abyss known as the "World Wide Web," here's a video of a chihuahua playing pool. Bonus: the little guy growls at each ball before he sinks it in the hole.
Rabbit Hopping Is a Real Sport with a Real Championship
Matt Cherette · 08/26/10 03:46PMRidiculous Horse Names Make for Unintentionally Hilarious Commentary
Matt Cherette · 08/25/10 01:45PMA recent New Jersey horse race included competitors named Lady Mutada, Little Miss Macho, My Wife Knows Everything, and My Wife Doesn't Know. With that in mind, it's obvious that the announcer's commentary made for hilariously inadvertent comedy. Video inside.
German Sportscaster Gets a Soccer Ball to the Head
Matt Cherette · 08/24/10 02:49PMEvery web site I've viewed while "researching" this has been in German, but this is what Google Translate tells me: here's a video of German sportscaster Jessica Kastrop getting pelted—hard—in the head with a soccer ball last weekend.
Napping Drunk Guy at Baseball Game Woken Up by Silly String Attack
Matt Cherette · 08/20/10 03:52PMAt yesterday's Rays-Rangers baseball game, one fella drank too much and decided to take a short nap in the stands. Another fan promptly filmed this as the Rays' mascot, Raymond, woke the drunkard up with a barrage of silly string.
Introducing Indian Pole Gymnastics, Perhaps the Most Intriguing Sport to Watch in the World
Eleni Crush · 08/19/10 10:25AMWhat do you get when you cross a wooden pole and orange Speedos with moves that would make the 1996 Women's Olympic gymnastic team jealous? Why, the sport of Indian pole gymnastics of course!
Will Spanx for Men Destroy Masculinity Once and For All?
Hamilton Nolan · 08/19/10 09:41AMMeet the Fake Steven Slater Who Pretends to Be a Hero for Free Beer at Parties
Maureen O'Connor · 08/17/10 11:40AMBurning Man Rounds Bases, Sets Record
Chris Wyman · 08/17/10 10:00AMIf The Net Had Been Made in 2010 Instead of 1995
Matt Toder · 08/12/10 12:30PMWhen Flight Attendants Get Mad, They Fart In Your Face
Maureen O'Connor · 08/12/10 11:10AMJustin Bieber Flirts with Shaq, Gives Awkward Performance at the Teen Choice Awards
Matt Cherette · 08/09/10 08:34PMSo, the Teen Choice Awards are airing right now, and this year's watercooler moment just happened: Shaquille O'Neal presented Justin Bieber with his four awards, they flirted a bit, and then Bieber gave an awkward performace of "Smile." Video inside.